Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Superpowers

Sometimes, I can just look at someone and KNOW their breath is awful.







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5 comments:

  1. breathing into my hand and checking breath..

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  2. do you think it is the white crust around the lips that is the dead giveaway? Seriously? Or the s*it smell from a mile away?

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  3. p.s. I really love your new background.

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  4. ok last comment I swear..

    who let the dog out that s*it in your mouth?

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  5. I know!

    My superpower is always in full action when I am on an airplane and I think my bad karma is too. I hate sitting in the middle seat; I always get 2 mouth breathing, overly fat, snorers on either side.

    When people are walking down the aisle, I secretly pray, "please, NO, please, please, please, come ON, NO, HElll NOOOO." And then that is the one who sits down.

    I love this.

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