My superpower is always in full action when I am on an airplane and I think my bad karma is too. I hate sitting in the middle seat; I always get 2 mouth breathing, overly fat, snorers on either side.
When people are walking down the aisle, I secretly pray, "please, NO, please, please, please, come ON, NO, HElll NOOOO." And then that is the one who sits down.
I was born and raised between Connecticut and Massachusettes. At age 21, I relocated to Tennessee for a great job then stayed for a great man. Actually, there are a few coast to coast moves in between but if you read, I'm sure I'll tell the story eventually.
I am married to Justin, he is my best friend and I fall more in love with him every day.
Justin and I weren't sure we wanted kids, so we waited a very long time to decide. I am grateful that we waited. I am infinitely more grateful that we decided to have them.
We have two amazing, beautiful, articulate, funny-as-hell children. A pack of wise asses! I cannot believe how much I love them.
Wil (William, Buster) is 4.
Georgia (George, Peach) is 2.
They provide alot of material for me to write about.
I swear alot.
breathing into my hand and checking breath..
ReplyDeletedo you think it is the white crust around the lips that is the dead giveaway? Seriously? Or the s*it smell from a mile away?
ReplyDeletep.s. I really love your new background.
ReplyDeleteok last comment I swear..
ReplyDeletewho let the dog out that s*it in your mouth?
I know!
ReplyDeleteMy superpower is always in full action when I am on an airplane and I think my bad karma is too. I hate sitting in the middle seat; I always get 2 mouth breathing, overly fat, snorers on either side.
When people are walking down the aisle, I secretly pray, "please, NO, please, please, please, come ON, NO, HElll NOOOO." And then that is the one who sits down.
I love this.