Friday, March 6, 2009

Warsh your arse!

The ladies rooms' (yes, plural, as in all 5 of them) at my new office ALL STINK. Not like poop, which unbelievably, I'd prefer. They smell like steamy, greasy lady-parts that haven't made contact with soap or water in a very long time. DIIIRTY! And the air in there is always warm and humid - intensifying the rotten smell. And the water at the taps is ICE cold all the time. It's an awful, unclean place. On the upside, the soap dispenser, water faucet, and paper towel dispensers are all hands-free, but even after I wash my hands, I'm sure to use one of the various, also hands-free hand sanitizer dispensers on the way back to my workspace.

Sick.









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Monday, March 2, 2009

Custom Interior by Power Rangers - NOT CUTE!

What is this new trend sweeping the country? Or maybe it's widespread poor parenting? Why on earth are Moms and Dads letting their children sticker up the inside windows of their cars?!??

  • Green hair? Sure! Dye it! It will grow out!
  • Wear plaid with polka dots? Go for it!
  • Put your shoes on the wrong feet? I'll probably point out your error, but that is all you, kiddo.
  • Chew on your shirtsleeve until it's wet up to the armpit? Whatever, just not on picture day!
  • Pick your nose? That's gross, use a tissue! And don't you dare eat it!
  • Wear a banana sticker on your forehead? Awesome! I like it!

Sticker up the inside window of my $40,000 car? Just imagining it, I have to count to 10 and breathe carefully just to keep from screaming.

I think it's yet another over-indulgence that some parents go too far with these days. How can you teach your child to respect other people's property, if they can't respect yours? A car of all things? And don't cry to me about "fostering your child's creativity", and "not wanting to stifle" them by saying "no" too often. THIS is not at all about that - but that line is SO blurred these days...

Yeah, yeah... I know. A razor blade will take them right off but the principal of it is still so wrong!

I would have lost an arm (or at least a finger) AND I would have lost the privilege of ever even looking at another sticker until I was of legal voting age. I'm sure there would have been a healthy dose of "What are you? An idiot?" shame thrown in there too!

Get a grip!








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