Justin was asking me about the health of his skin the other day. I think he's been experimenting with eye creams, sssh! His skin HAS changed drastically in the last 5 years, as expected, when he's spent 12 hours per day, 6 days a week outdoors in the blistering sun or wretched cold. I pester him constantly about moisturizer and SPF. To be compelling, this time I brought up Dog The Bounty Hunter. While I love Dog (and especially Leland), he occasionally sports the look of a Shar Pei.
Justin was quiet for about 15 seconds...
Then he wondered aloud if Dog had a place at the top of his dresser where he stores his roach-clip leather strap beaded/feathered hair inserts. He wondered if Dog clips them onto something the way a woman would hang necklaces from a jewelry tree. Then he wondered if Dog had maybe been to a flea market and possibly spotted some unearthly contraption that he could use for storing said roach-clip accessories. Then he wondered who makes the roach-clip accessories and how the feathers actually stay attached during all that action. Do you think it's glue? twine? metal wire? I mean, how do the feathers not get lost? Do you think he has to go home and repair them from time to time? Then he talked about door-to-door Kirby vacuum salesmen.
I couldn't breathe for the laughing.
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This is SOOO why you married Justin. HILARIOUS.. And a typical conversation we would have in the car or while eating the buffet at shoneys. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. So funny. You should send him for the next round of facials at Laura's skin care clinic. p.s. which reminds me- I will never forget him complaining about how much "extractions hurt!" haa
ReplyDeleteWhen is Justin's birthday? I think I will buy him a roach-clip leather strap beaded/feathered hair insert.
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