At least he's creative?!

Today, on the way to pre-school, I caught Wil checking himself out in my rear view mirror for an extended period of time. When he finally spoke, he said "Mumma, I don't want red lips. I want yellow lips." No shit, this is what he said to me.








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Car in Spanish

In an effort to get Georgia to say more words lately, we drill her, as a family, in the car. We usually try to get Wil to say the word we want her to say so she'll think it's cool but to make it fun and challenging for Wil, we try to quiz him a bit too.

Justin: "Wil, say Car!"

Wil: "Car!"

Georgia said nothing.

Justin: "Good boy Wil! Now say Car in spanish..."

Wil: "Car in spanish!"

Georgia still said nothing.








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Back seat driver

Recently, we were stuck in a bit of traffic. We were positioned about 10 cars back from the red light that had turned green not more than a nanosecond before when the following conversation transpired:

Wil - "Drive! Mumma! Drive!"

Mumma - "Don't sweat me, Wil!"





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Tee Hee!!

Ok, so I was checking out my best friend's daughter's myspace (she is 13) and one of her little friends left her a comment that I've pasted below. What makes it funny is that it's so genuine, she really means it... Read it through despite how painful it gets - the middle to end is the best part, but I deleted the one name to protect the innocent, I didn't care about the other names... Damn, kids are stupit funny - here goes:

"heyy, this comment is for melissa since she's always on your myspace obviously i kno she's on my yop friends im not an idiot i been cool wit her and sarah basil told lynleigh that sam said that brian was a stalker and im not gonna tell lynleigh to stop saying that caz lynleigh is my best friend so if you want suttin done then step up and you tell lynleigh yourself...luv ya"

The best part is the end, "luv ya"! How funny is this?! It's like an SNL skit!


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